Well, using chat did not work, she gave me like 10 different reasons..
I'll try and call.
Do I even have an ESN???
zachd78722: I have these:
zachd78722: IMEI 99 000102 737785 2 ICCID 8931 4408 8062 2395 292 MEID 9900010273785
Amy T.: 9900010273785 is not activatable with us.
Amy T.: I'm sorry about that.
Amy T.: I'm sorry we do not activate any branded Verizon INpulse (prepaid) phones.
Amy T.: I'm sorry we do not have any server information to provide you with since the phone is not a Page Plus handset.
Amy T.: I'm sorry we cannot activate iPhones. These devices cannot be activated on our system.
Amy T.: In general you can use any unlocked, Verizon-compatible, CDMA phone on our network.
Amy T.: If the handset is not an approved Page Plus Cellular phone we cannot guarantee that web access or picture messaging will work properly on the phone.
Amy T.: If the phone you are attempting to activate is not a Page Plus handset, we cannot be certain that the phone will work properly with the Page Plus network. You can attempt to activate the phone and program the phone, but we would have no way of telling you exactly why a phone will not work with Page Plus.
Amy T.: Blackberry devices will not work properly with the Page Plus network for full functionality. Blackberry devices may work for talking and plain-text messaging (SMS), but will not likely work for picture messaging (MMS), mobile web (WAP), email, or any other data service. If you can get a Blackberry activated on the Page Plus network, it will very likely be limited in functionality.
Amy T.: As long as the phone meets the above requirements we can attempt to activate the phone.
Amy T.: We cannot determine if a specific make & model will or will not work with Page Plus.
Amy T.: Page Plus does not use SIM cards on our network.
Amy T.: As such, phones that use SIM cards cannot be activated with Page Plus.
Amy T.: 9900010273785 is not a valid ESN.